…lim. Then the kids sang “Here Bums Santa Jaws” and “Santa Jaws Is Bummin’ To Town.” Santa loved it.
He hummed along, “You better scotch out, it’s better than rye, you better pass out, I’m telling this high, Santa Jaws Is Bummin’ To Town.” Then Santa Jaws opened his jawteeth and gobbled up Tim and Jim and Slim with one big crrruunnch, guu…
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