For me, coffee is life.

…illing people — the real problem is when a quick coffee break turns into a spontaneous crime scene. The next time you find yourself about to strangle the unsuspecting barista who can’t seem to get anyone’s order right, ask yourself if this particular act aligns with your overall life purpose. Pause, reflect, and make each murder count.
I Quit Murdering People for 7 Days. Here’s What Happened.
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Philip S. Naudus
Jayke FM
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Jan 19, 2024
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For me, coffee is life. If my double-shot cappuccino doesn't taste right or the barista forgets to top it with a good dash of cinnamon, the cafe will need to remove the body and replace it with a better barista. lol
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Written by Jayke FM1K Followers
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Photo/videographer, language and science teacher/communicator, solo traveller/climber, foreign PhD student in Taiwan, anti-instant coffee nut, ambivert/Aquarius
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