Hi, I enjoyed reading this article. You have described me to the teeth. hahaha. But I am not as "nice" as your Mr Nice Guy. Like you , though, I too will take rejection any day over that death sentence, unless I have some serious reason to punish myself.

It's easier said than done, especially if MNG is totally infatuated, head-over-heels with Miss Clueless Gal (MCG). But once MNG realizes he is not a man -- a cis-man and one who is sexually capable (and emotionally available when desired) -- nor a perfectly eligible heterosexual partner, he needs to CHANGE his uniform. Remove and burn the cringe-worthy MNG superhero tights and cape, then get into a god-darn leather jacket and burn your Harley tyres till they smoke as you ride off into the sunset. (Or hop onto a city bus and never look back at MCG)

No! I said Don't Look Back! Cuz Miss SLY (She *Loves* You) is waiting for you up the road. LoL